The Official Chechans Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about chechans, REAL CHECHANSS. This site is awesome. My name is Don Balls and I can't stop thinking about chechans. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Chechanss are mammals.
2. Chechanss fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the chechan is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
AK-47 RPK-74
RPG-7
Testimonial:
Chechanss can kill anyone they want! Chechanss blow you up ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this chechan who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the chechan killed the whole town. My friend Ruslan said that he saw a chechan RPG some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that chechans have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will IED you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Chechanss are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Chechanss are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love chechans with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about chechans?
A:Chechanss are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't they don\'t give a crap, but on the other hand, chechans are very violent.
Q:I heard that chechans are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A:Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, chechans can be mean OR awesome.
Q:What do chechans do when they're not blowing you up or making IEDs?
A:Most of their free time is spent making IEDs, but sometime they stab. (Ask Ruslan if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Ruslan showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with pubity,
which is bragable.
Made by Don Balls using the real ultimate generator from gillions.org